Titi Monkeys: Man Arrested in Mexico Carrying 18 Monkeys in His Girdle
This is probably my favorite news story of all time:
Titi monkeys, six-inch tall endangered primates native to South America, can bring in up to $1000 apiece on Mexico's black market. Mexican authorities arrested a man in Mexico City's main international airport Tuesday for allegedly attempting to smuggle 18 titi monkeys in socks within a girdle.
